The Healing Log: Just Hand Over Your Money And Save Them The Trouble Of Shipping

The Healing Log is felled from healing trees in the Healing Forest of Mongolia, then shipped to Japan where Sega Toys stuck two speakers on both ends and put a sound effect generator inside. When you're feeling blue, relax by switching this on and you'll hear birds, rivers, and wind chimes, which is the log's way of reminding you that you ripped it out of its natural habitat. Asshole.

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