OSIM iGoGo: Wireless Massaging MP3 Player Ushers in Age of Teledildonics

The age of teledildonics draws ever closer with the OSIM iGoGo, a 128MB MP3 player that can communicate wirelessly with two massage units. Distribute these rectangular devices on those spots that get you hot (and/or those of your comely young companion), and turn the music up to 11. It'll get you where you want to go. But aren't the little massagers the wrong shape? Maybe there's a more anatomically-correct version in the pipeline. It's $437.

OSIM iGoGo (128MB) [c|net Asia]