Owning a killer killer robot is so clich . Instead, we recommend you invest in a plush killer robot by PlushBot. While most mad scientists prefer harsh materials like steel and electrophoresed kitten blood, you can be original by making novel use of more classic materials like felt and string. Caution: while he looks cute, the robot will eventually turn on you, and the soft felt may make the cutting out of your internal organs even more excruciating.
But for $20 this seems like a bargain to us.