In our unending quest to ruin the holiday spirit, we conceptualized a Scroogetastic prank product that could ironically epitomize anti-winter at the highest level, and then discovered that it actually existed...as an earnest decoration. The whole idea of a snowman that you set on fire to celebrate the season is so deeply disturbing that we are posting this despite its pitiful lack of a USB port.
Sure, the candle will seem nice when your friends bring it home after the gift exchange, festive even. "At least we didn't get that 16MB MP3 player," they'll think to themselves, "we can't even burn that for heat." But just wait for the stories of little Timmy needing years of therapy to offset the trauma of watching Frosty slowly, painfully melting to death. $7.50
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