The Clapper Plus—a Silent Clapper ... Wtf?

Mark Grossmeyer is man known for his often unique and innovative gadgets, but he has really outdone himself with this one. Grossmeyer didn't own a clapper because he did not want to take up his wife while going to bed, so what did he do? Well, he reinvented the clapper and added a remote-control. Welcome the Clapper Plus. This is the same old clapper that will still recognize the sound of hands slapping together, but it also includes a remote control for more silent light-turning-off methods. The Clapper Plus should be appearing on infomercials at 4 a.m. soon.

Worthy of (shhh!) applause [JS Online]