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We've seen remote BBQ and oven thermometers before, but now here's one that can annoy you and all your friends by talking your ear off. Actually, it doesn't have a lot to say unless that steak you're cooking is done.

You can also use its probe in the oven, and either way, the thing can notify you of impending burnage up to 100 feet away. Clip the receiver to your belt and wait for the word, and you'll never ruin dinner again. Might be worth the investment, smoky.