Okay guys, there's only 2 1/2 weeks until V-day, and that might just be enough time to call in this fiber optic luminous heart cushion from LumiGram in Paris, originator of those really sexy-looking fiber optic shirts (booby alert). Imagine the kudos you'll get for importing this glowing symbol of your lust love for her all the way from Par-ee. Ain't no mountain high enough, baby.

Picture that red glow on her heaving chest. And, this pillow will stay lit all night—its included batteries will keep that fiber optic fire burning for 10 hours. Although money can't buy you love, 139.00EUR ($180) takes this telltale heart. The rest is up to you.

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Looks like a sure-fire V-Day score.

Luminous fiber optic hard pillow [LumiGram]