Terrifying Doll Provides a Lifetime of Fear to Your Child

If you'd like to give your child the gift of a lifetime of therapy, these "never-miss-me-again" dolls will make sure they head right for the couch as soon as they're old enough. Holding a photo of whatever you'd like (I recommend you with photoshopped red eyes), the dolls can also play back a prerecorded message.

Just imagine the benefits your baby will have when they can wake up, look at a creepy doll with your face (or a dog — look at that one on the left! Holy crap.) on it that says "I'm always watching you, don't you ever forget that." All this damage and it's only $54? If I only had a kid…

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