You know how there is that option to turn off your phone's GPS tracking?
Now you know why.
Hit the jump for my sad list of rejected one-liners.
No military entity should be allowed to name their own weapons, ever.
Why Osama traded in his pink RAZR.
Developed by the guys who still make compasses.
Yeah, but can it show me the nearest Starbucks?
New from OnStar, the following is an actual conversation..."Ahhhhh!!!"