Now that we've convinced you to spend all your money on thingamajigs and geegaws of every stripe, you'll have to treat the little cash you have left with extreme care. Perhaps you'll want to hide that moo-laa in a lettuce safe that looks exactly like a vegetable residing in your refrigerator, but since we've publicized that so efficiently on these pages, all the burglars know to check all the heads of lettuce in your 'fridge.
Now they'll know to check every "Arioso" bottle of water, too, because this $40 Water Bottle Safe looks a bit like a bottle of Aquafina. Hide your valuables (or maybe even a bit o' weed!) in there until all those thieves who read Gizmodo figure that one out, too.
Water Bottle Safe Uses Actual Liquid [Oh Gizmo]