Having Trouble Activating Your iPhone?

If you are, you're probably familiar with the image above. You've probably seen it about 100 times while pawing hungrily at your $650 paperweight while waiting for that activation email from iTunes/AT&T. It's not your fault, it's AT&T/T-Mobile/Sprint/Verizon's. Join the club. Post your grief in the comments and we'll all have a pity party.