• By Sean Fallon
    Nov 29, 2007 7:40 PM 54,621
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    Orgasmo Clock: Wake Up to a Female Orgasm Everyday

    Long for the sound of a female having an orgasm while in bed? Well, it is time to make that dream a reality, my friend. Not an actual, living woman mind you—I mean, let's be realistic here. I'm referring to this sleek-looking Orgasmo Clock. Just set the alarm and you will be gently coaxed from your slumber with the soothing sounds of a woman getting her rocks off. Not as good as the real thing, but certainly better than the irritating alarm from most clocks. Available for $25. [Product Page]


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