I've proposed three times in my life. Once was with a traditional diamond ring (it went well). The other two were with tacky USB devices (which also went well). The lesson learned? I'm suave enough to score chicks people as long as I'm on my knees.
As for my next weapon of choice, it will have to be this USB Flash Drive Swarovski Crystal Engagement Ring. Only a concept at the moment, manufacturers are fearing releasing this technology that fuses tacky USB with ostentatious stones, lest I score every person in the entire world. [designer via tfts]












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Hard to tell just how horrid this is without seeing it on a hand for scale. I am pretty sure its safe from being stolen though......
From "chicks" to "people"?!? "On my knees"?
great...now theres another reason for someone to steal wedding rings
err... isn't that kinda huge to be on a womans ring finger? just think about a usb plug on your finger ffs...? :E
Animosity!
Called the "LeChuck," it comes with a ghastly voodoo curse at no extra cost.
Coming soon to a Cracker Jack Box near you!
so lemme guess, the first usb proposal was asking for a raise? coming off of internship? looking for a copy of chen's new book?
burp
"But I TOLD you I wanted PRINCESS-cut diamond!" (Stamps foot, leaves room in a huff....)
the puke burns my throat
Add another "C" when shopping for an engagement ring, "Capacity".
@birdgirl39: Slow down honey -- I put jpeg's of em' on the USB part so you can have both!
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