Halflife 2 meets the Gilded Age. We're here.

SCBA FTW

Is this for the new Al Qaeda version of Project Runway?

I kinda want a matching Gucci hazmat suit, so I can be like Jay-Z.

Now you can watch all your neighbors die in style while you laugh in your diamond encrusted gas mask. Isn't wealth fun?

Wear this with your paintball turret and pwn in style!

no dildo jokes yet?

I'm already worrying about getting laughed off for only having the knock off.

Where do you put your ipod?

NHRA Top Fuel...if you've ever been in the pits, you know what I'm talking about.

looks like the LV option has a built in wireless receive...... oh sorry. thought this was a tech post. hope i havent offended any of the jewelry shoppers reading this

It even has a Trump (tm) style rebreathing system that recycles your air after scrubbing it with poor peoples' dreams.

Why do I doubt these things ever working... I'd just rather use the money of one of these, to buy the whole family one of real gasmasks... might even have enough money left over to get the dog it's very own piece ;)

OMFG I WANT ONE....

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This will match my Louis Vuitton bucket and Louis Vuitton sneakers.

@melbo: Although this time the knock-off will be as functional as the real thing!

It doesn't make the things any less terrifying. The Dr. Who episode with all the people in gas masks gave me nightmares.

If that green cloud of gas was approaching you betcha I would put that mask on! If it was a clown mask I would put it on.
The rhinestones and purse like designs are undoubtedly corny and stupid though.

Wouldn't a gas mask be one of those things where you want to by one from a...I don't know...a company that manufactures safety equipment maybe? Its all fun and games till little Billy puts on dads fancy gas mask and inhales a can of roach killer.

Was it just me, or when you read the title quickly is seems to say "dildo Velma"??? (which would be the only way to get under that wool sweater)

does it work?

and what about food?

It seems to me that if you are in a situation where you suddenly have to don a gas mask, you probably don't want people looking at you and knowing you have lots of money.

@flyboy: N,o it doesn't it's purely a concept, the website for it has another design too.

A matching Miniature Dog pouch?

I don't know, maybe if I got a Bathroom Amenities Travel bag and some sort of discount on buying more matching luggage, then yes, I'd go for it.

I mean, call me vain, but if I'm going to be running from a giant Gaseous Green cloud of Poison I'd at least like to have my mask and my luggage match.