Astro Boy, the robot Mickey Mouse of Japan with a machine gun in his ass and laser on his fingertip, has received his first major graphic overhaul in years. And they made him fat! The formerly svelte, doe-eyed bot with 100,000 horsepower looks like a cross between a fish lips and a mini sumo wrestler.
Not surprisingly to Shimuzu, they have been getting more than their share of complaints from the more hardcore of the Astro Boy fan-base. So, why the added girth? Tezuka Productions Copyright Division head Yoshihiru Shimuzu offers a suggestion, "Once upon a time, Americans never ate raw fish, but now they really want to find a delicious sushi. In the same way, we want the collaboration that led to 'AvoCali (Astro Boy)' to take the character worldwide." Avocali is the nick name for this variant, and it's a reference to the Avocado California rolls many Americans think is real sushi. So to get this straight, Japan's Astro Boy was made fat and ugly to better relate to foreign devils? Astro boy was the inspiration for Japan's Atom project, a $446 million attempt to recreate the total abilities of a 5-year old in a robot. Is this any way to treat him? [Mainichi]








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fat mess
OUR ECOSYSTEM ROCKS
Well, I think they're just insulting their own culture by doing so.
Astrofail
slow news day?
Lawl.
hahahahahaha, what the hell is that thing?? If that is their attempt at making him more appealing to the rest of the world, that is just hilarious. Its not like the first one looked too Japanese to be relatable or anything, jesus.
Bloatware.
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LOOK! he was modeled to be more "american" hahahahaha
Meanwhile Astrogirl (Uran/Zoran Astroboy's sister) is bulimic and carries Astrodog in a pink oversized hand bag.
Definitely looks like they are trying to appeal to the american children...
Can we blame this too on thinner television sets?
Eww...
@shamoononon: Widescreen made him wider.
@ripfire4: Their culture or rather our culture?
God damn right. I salute the makers of the new astro boy. Innovation comes at a price. So what if that price is 30 extra cartoon pounds and erotic lips it needs to be done.When this gets packed into a happy meal grown men will rush the double doors of there local Mcdonalds. RALLY ON
Astro Kitty
I blame the internets.
@berribrand: Well Japanese culture of course. Because when you think of Astro Boy, you'll think of Japan. And when you see the fat version... You get the idea.
You're kidding me...
Hey, everybody gets older. We can't all stay as svelte as me (skinny nerd archetype)....
Perhaps the recessive robotic Peter Lorre gene has finally expressed its self.
@takemetoyourtoaster:
Great. Where were you when I needed you? [gizmodo.com] & [gizmodo.com]
Any body else think those look like red condoms on Astro Boy's legs?
Or am I just a nymphomaniac?
Maybe this is Japan's way of making fun of Kim Jong-Il, but sweet pie-frakkin' mother-loving Christ on a cracker is that hideous.
check out my avatar and u know what i think of this.
but got to admire their balls to ditch something established just to insult foreigners the world over for this "i think u no like real sushi so give you su-shit" mentality.yeah, mental.
And while we're at it, let's drastically lower the quality of the picture itself, because peddling cheap shit to those silly Americans is what we do.
Honestly, I could expect the second image being the first Astro Boy from the 70s or something; for it to be the latest model is sad in so many ways.
Don't they already have this?
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Don't they already have this? They call it Big Boy
FIRST!!!.. oh dammit.
There's your answer, fishbulb
Anime, your dead to me! You hear me! Dead!
japs are weird
@jkr: Banned dudes make no comments.
@jkr: I was about to be hilarious and make a comment about the pudgy robot when I noticed you were an asshole. Way to go and ruin the fun for everyone.
By naming him after the California Roll, they're admitting upfront that this new "Astro Boy" is a fake. The only question remaining is this... why even bother with this redesign in the first place? He looks like the love child of Marlon Brando and Edward G. Robinson (do a Google search, kids). Even going the Mega Man X route of making the character dark and edgy would be better than this.
I guess it'd matter, if the average person in the US knew who Astro Boy was to begin with (and no Astro Boy on Adult Swim doesn't count! There audience is tiny!). Instead all they're doing now is insulting the few fans they have here state side, while also watering down the strength of a IP that could potentially become relevant here in the states with the average Joe in the future... Spiderman to Iron Armor Spiderman = FAIL. Superman to Red & Blue Superman = Fail. Astro Boy to Fat Astro Boy = Fail. as for me Mr. Shizumi, I think i'll stick to my non-condescending Mickey Mouse thankyouverymuch!
WTF?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
well actually it was a sarcastic remark, not to be taken to heart. I do happen to have a particularly thick skin, and sometimes forget that others don't, especially after reading the Otaku mothers diner fetish, among a few other things. So to anybody I offended, consider this an apology. After the ban though I did come to realize that about 1/2 the articles here i actually write a negative response. Which in turn made me realize, that perhaps this isn't the blog for me. Don't take this as a dig on giz, just a personal preference. One last remark, I'm Japanese by ethnicity. So delete this post, delete all of mine, no worries, I'm outa here.
For whatever reason, Astro Boy was absolutely friggin' huge in Australia.
i really hope this is true, because the fat astroboy look awsome!!
how can you not love a fat robot with fishlips and tubesocks?
No, it can't be! With an Astro Boy movie in the works for next year, I don't believe it. I grew up on the original Astro, I even had an Astro Boy lunch box (which I really, really wish I still had). Just recently I introduced my son to Astro and now it's his favorite show. Why, oh why, would they do this?
Sacrilege I say!
But, think of all the extra weaponry and other robotic goodies they can cram into that huge, disgusting carcass.
WTF!
YOU BASTARDS, YOU DID IT, YOU FINALLY DID IT, DAMN YOU, DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!!!
How F#$%ing stupid. Why do these guys always have to screw with good Sh!#.
Jenny Wakeman is now no longer looking for a Japanese boyfriend.
I would buy the original Astro Boy series on DVD. No way I would pay to see that overfed koi they've come up with. I only hope I can shield my grandkids from seeing that.
Is this like the reverse of how we made manga versions of Donald Trump and Batman?
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