California's Prop 8, which would strip gay couples of the right to marry in the state, is polling about even right now. Apple has decided to throw their weight behind shooting the measure down, but facetious iPhone enthusiast Stephen Colbert is having none of it. An impassioned speech and patented "Wag of the Finger" apparently weren't satisfying enough, so Mr. Colbert fauxtested in a way that might be cathartic for all the iPhone-owning, would-be copy and pasters, Bluetooth accessorizers and MMSers in the world: with a hammer. [Comedy Central]
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