Chugulug Drinks Factory: If Rube Goldberg Were an Underage Girl You Wanted to Get DrunkAny old idiot can use a shaker to mix his drink of choice, but it takes a supreme idiot to assemble and operate the Chugulug Drinks Factory. A series of interchangeable tubes connect a variety of specialized compartments (such as the Ice Chamber and Vortex Funnel) to mix and chill your dink through a 10-or-so step process that looks utterly impossible to clean. Then again, at just $38, it wouldn't make the worst self-deprecating centerpiece for your next soiree. [BoyStuff via Nerd Approved]