Today, Black Friday is a distant, blood-soaked memory, and the tamer online affair known to the marketers who created it as "Cyber Monday" will arrive tomorrow. Look for a Gizmodo roundup of what to expect on tomorrow later this evening. For now, revel in the crazy eBay Door Buster deals we've uncovered so far.

The purported list includes one of each of these items, which will be randomly posted to eBay throughout the day. Starting bid for each item is $1. But, you have to find them, like an Easter Egg hunt.

2009 Chevrolet Corvette C6 Coupe
2.25 carat Asscher cut diamond engagement ring
Kawasaki Jet Ski
Panasonic 1080p 65” plasma TV
Playskool KOTA the Triceratops Dinosaur
Supoman intelligent robot automatic lawn mower Previously owned
2007 Oscar de la Renta jeweled evening gown2
Men’s Brooks Brothers charcoal wool suit2
Playhouse Kingdom mansion kit
Zorb inflatable ball
LG HDTV titanium refrigerator/freezer unit
1948 Leaf Series 3 Babe Ruth card
Ping G10 golf club set
Green Life Electric Scooter
One-person mini-sauna

The items include free shipping, which definitely helps if you win a frickin' Corvette.

Official rules, found at eBay, are below:

How to Play the $1.00 Holiday Doorbusters Event: Over the course of each day during the Promotion Period, Sponsor will hide one hundred one (101) item listings on the eBay Site(s) (each, a “Hidden Listing”). Each day, Sponsor will post a clue related to each such Hidden Listing (the point at which the Hidden Listing and corresponding clue are posted during each day of the Entry Period shall be determined by Sponsor in its sole and exclusive discretion) at http://eBay.promotionexpert.com/doorbuster/index.html (the “Promotion Site”). Eligible Participants will be required to think of an answer to the clue to help guide them through a search of the eBay Site(s) for the featured Hidden Listing. The first Eligible Participant to find each Hidden Listing, click “Buy It Now,” follow the instructions provided, and successfully complete the purchase will secure the Hidden Listing item (pending verification of his/her status as an Eligible Participant). All Hidden Listings will be priced at $1.00. Limit of one (1) eBay $1.00 Holiday Doorbusters Event Hidden Listing purchase per person per eBay User ID per household during the Promotion Period. Each Hidden Listing will remain on the eBay Site(s) until it is found or until the Promotion Period has ended, at which point the Hidden Listing will be removed. Since the Approximate Retail Value (ARV) of an “Ultimate Deal” item exceeds $600, a U.S. purchaser will be required to supply his/her social security number for tax purposes and will receive an IRS Form 1099 for the ARV of the “Ultimate Deal” item purchased. Images used in the Promotion may not be actual representations of Hidden Listing items. While the items for sale are new and have not been used for any other purpose, item may not be delivered in its original packaging or with its original documentation. Winners will be required to sign additional documentation, including, but not limited to, affidavit/declaration of eligibility and liability release, and where legal, a publicity release, and for U.S. residents, a federal and state tax release and return same, properly executed, within seven (7) days of issuance. Failure to return documents as specified, or if any notification is returned as undeliverable, will result in disqualification.

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