Oh, Woz. Last night on Dancing with the Stars, our injured hero took to the stage to perform a samba, despite his pulled hamstring and fractured foot. The judges were not impressed.

Despite his injuries and having the obvious support of the crowd, the dickweed judges awarded him a 10 out of 30. Now, not to be disrespectful of these judges, but who the hell are you? You're dance judges on a TV show. Nobody cares about dancing unless it's packaged in this way, so why don't you just get off your high dancing horse and dole out scores to the people who show the most heart, which is Woz? Otherwise it's back to dealing with bulimic teenagers at a suburban strip mall dance studio with you.

Hey, look, your votes kept Woz on the show!