Woz Is Incapable of Dancing, Scowling

On last night's 'Dancing With The Stars,' Steve Wozniak announced that the judges had forsaken him, "but the geeks shall inherit the earth."

Woz's inability to pull an "angry" face—and his terrible dancing—cost him dearly as the judges awarded him a score of 12/30. But it's not all bad news for the Woz, he is set to walk his DWTS partner down the aisle at her upcoming wedding. [Cult of Mac and Previous Woz coverage]