• By Jesus Diaz
    Apr 30, 2009 6:20 PM 87,827
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    Perfect Cocaine Simulator Will Never Make It to the iPhone App Store

    This is funny because a) it's ultra-realistic and b) it is precisely one of the main uses of the iPhone in many clubs all around the world. And you gotta love their on-your-face sales pitch:

    Be the envy of in-crowd. Get ejected from nightclubs. Shock and amaze your so-called friends. Get oral sex from Z-list celebrities.

    Cocaine in a paragraph, boys and girls. The page claims that the software can be yours for five British pounds ($7.40) and a jailbreak, but people have alerted us that it may be a video. [iSnort]


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