This little site provides illustrated guides to using all kinds of sex toys in new and unexpectedly G-rated ways around the house. If you were wondering how to turn that two-foot-long-double-headed-you-know-what into a keyboard wrist-rest, read on.

Looks like cock rings make excellent cable organizers, and we bet those girls on Sex and the City weren't nearly open-minded enough to think to use The Rabbit vibrator as an immersion blender. My personal favorite, for sheer vulgarity, has to be the use of penis extenders (I had no idea such things even existed) as replacement bicycle hand grips. That one'll scare hell out of the neighbourhood committee. [Homemade Sex Toys]

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