Gizmodo 
Aug 4, 2009 8:20 PM
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The Onion delivers again, this time reporting on how badly Sanyo doesn't want a guy to mail in the rebate that came with his cordless phone.
Executives at Sanyo-which employs more than 85,000 people worldwide-said they were initially overjoyed that someone had actually purchased one of their products. The celebration was short-lived, however, as it soon dawned on board members that their organization would face financial ruin if forced to honor Cinelli's rebate.
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