Whole Baby Wiimote Peripheral Confirms I'm Trapped in Bizarro WorldS

I'd suspected so for years, but this baby doll Wiimote add-on proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that something is just not right with this Earth.

Bundled with the upcoming Wii game Baby and Me (in Australia), this doll-mote uses the Wiimote's speaker to make the baby cry or laugh. Turn on the Wii Balance Board, and the simulation is taken to the next level, allowing you to burp the baby, rock the baby and teach "her" to walk. (Spoiler alert: the muscle-less, brain-less baby doll can never learn to walk.)

Personally, I could do without all the diaper changing, but I can't wait to score headshots in CoD with my new infant gun. [aussie-nintendo via GoNintendo via Kotaku]