Dazer Laser Fights Criminals With Loads of Pew Pew

After writing this morning about the Glare LA-9/P, a device that can blind people from 2.5 miles away, I got this video of a product called the Dazer Laser. It seems like a joke, but it's real. I think?

I just love the swoosh sounds—I think the guy doing the voice over makes them. Or the way the suspect doesn't turn away and starts running. And their script: "Dazer Laser will effectively disrupt and stop the perpetration of wrongdoing!" or "Dazer Laser, saving lives one daze at a time."

This is an instant classic, I tell you.