The Genius Bar horror stories are in. And they are horrible. Geniuses obliterating iMacs, covered in roaches, even stealing customers' girlfriends. The evil Genius Bar is real, and it's in your local mall. Update: We've added another truly shitty experience.
Click here to see all of the stories on one page, though it might be too much horror at once.
Now, reach down into the bottom of your hearts, and tell us who most deserves that free pizza. (And keep sending in your own horror stories.)