Just because you didn't make it into the police force, it doesn't mean you have to go through life with a naked belt. Strap Brando's camera belt lock on for size, and feel the testosterone course through your veins.
You can unlock it in just a second according to Brando, so that all-important kingfisher shot is never missed, and then to secure it safely you just push it down again on the lock. They don't specify compatibility with manufacturers, but judging from the photo it looks like Canon 350D owners are sorted—and for only $14, too. [Brando]