There are some things that occurred this week…notable things…notable things involving jet boats, bikini mini golf, lightsabers and sex game pranks.
Hydro Thunder Returns With All-New Xbox Live Arcade Sequel
I can’t wait to drive my jet boat through Chichen Itza.
https://kotaku.com/hydro-thunder-returns-with-all-new-xbox-live-arcade-seq-5502892
The Time Is Right For A Lightsaber Video Game
The time is also right for just the lightsabers.
https://kotaku.com/the-time-is-right-for-a-lightsaber-video-game-5502003
Red Steel 2 Review: If Only 2006 Was This Good
Oh Wii MotionOriginal.
https://kotaku.com/red-steel-2-review-if-only-2006-was-this-good-30917346
The Continuing Evolution of Gabe and Tycho
If you enjoy Penny Arcade—and who doesn’t—you’ll enjoy this story.
https://kotaku.com/the-continuing-evolution-of-gabe-and-tycho-5496867
The Ginormous Flow Chart History of Game Studios
The industry at a glance…a gargantuan glance.
https://kotaku.com/the-ginormous-flow-chart-history-of-game-studios-30919453
I Like Mortal Kombat’s New Direction
HOSPITALITY!!!
https://kotaku.com/i-like-mortal-kombats-new-direction-5501719
Pinball Wizards Take A Shot At Mini-Golf
This studio makes the best pinball games.
https://kotaku.com/pinball-wizards-take-a-shot-at-mini-golf-5501190/
Here’s One Way to Make a Pirate Pay – Dearly
Now just imagine if someone hacked the accompanying robot wanking machine, they’d really have you by the balls.
https://kotaku.com/heres-one-way-to-make-a-pirate-pay-dearly-30917400