Just imagine, for the next 56 seconds, that you're living in an parallel universe. In this universe, Apple only makes hardware. And today, they've just released the iPad. It runs Windows 7. Welcome to the (other) future present!

In our instantiation of space-time, the iPad is simply running a VNC client called Desktop Connect, and connecting to my Macbook, not a stunning day-zero hack. But hey, let your imaginations run wild!