Thank God Xbox Achievements Aren't In Real LifeS

Click to viewMuch like your video game driving skills are a real-life liability, here's how your ceaseless quest for Call of Duty-like achievements might go over in an actual war. Spoiler: poorly! Unless, of course, you nail The Trifecta.

Special super duper bonus feature surprise: a starring turn by Gizmodo's own Adam Frucci. In yet another similarity to video games, he's the first one killed. [College Humor]