Sadly, iWear is fake. But oh it would be magical! Packaging a black mock turtleneck, blue jeans and New Balance sneakers is remarkable. The glasses (sold separately) are a great touch. You'll feel incredible, amazing, and phenomenal. Apple just re-invented clothes.
If you didn't catch on, that's how people talk when they wear Apple clothes (or I guess, use Apple products too). I don't have a costume for Halloween yet, maybe I'll do the iWear. I wonder what else is needed to complete the Steve Jobs look. [Scoopertino via TUAW]