All I want for Christmas are some zombies and sentient, weaponized plants to protect me from said zombies. Failing that? These adorable clay figurines that look just like them.
Why not the plush adorableness of Angry Birds toys, you ask? Because zombies are serious business. And why the $80 price tag for a set of six? Well, just keep in mind that these are all handmade, and you can also get individual pieces for a not-intimidatingly-large-sounding $18. Besides, you can't put a price on home protection. Or undead invasion. [Etsy via iPhone Savior]