Hey man, got a great idea for Easter Jam 2011. Let's give a guy with a crazy beard an electric dog collar, have him bark, and watch him get shocked over and over again. Oh and an actual dog should pop into the frame at some point, representing the only voice of reason in this whole sordid mess.

I guess what I'm saying is that I would like to be invited to more pitch meetings that start like that. [Reddit via The Daily What]