"Privacy" Glasses Actually for the Most Vain, Awful People

The joke with these glasses is that they're supposed to mimic the black censorship bars cast over the faces of celebs, criminals, and others with concealed identities. Avoid the paparazzi! But the real joke's that these are for the attention-starved.

I mean, what can possibly scream LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME more than these sunglasses? But still, it's a funny idea. I'm sure many a Hipstagrammed self-shot will be taken with these vanity shades donned. LOOK AT ME! [Urban Outfitters via Daily What]