Sure, the Apple Store looks like a zen-futurist's ideal: clean, bright, orderly. But did you know beneath that icy veneer you can actually get away with pretty much anything? It's true! And Mark Malkoff decided to prove it.
Malkoff's goal: to see exactly how far Apple Store employees would let him go. We're not just talking silly dance videos or—shudder—planking. We're talking pizza delivery, goat-herding; pretty much anything short of actual fornication (which, in fairness, wasn't attempted here so... maybe?). All kosher.