There are three films I'm going to see this holiday season: The new Muppets movie, David Fincher's Girl With the Dragoon Tattoo and the new new Muppets movie directed by David Fincher.

Sadly, the latter is just a spoof of Fincher's new film trailer made by the Muppets people. I say sadly because I like the idea of Miss Piggy as a voluptuous version of Lisbeth Salander. After all, they are both equally charming, twatty and unbearably irritating.