So you want to watch Tim Cook's big fancy iPhone 4S reveal, but don't have an hour and a half for ponderous corporate keynotes? No problem—we did it for you, and cut out everything but the good stuff.

This keynote in particular was filled with... well, filler. Slide after slide of eye-numbing data on customer satisfaction, marketshare, and I just fell asleep writing this. Who cares? Investors, mostly. But not you. There was also a lot of rehashing of stuff we already knew about iOS 5. But this super short fly-through is everything you need to feel like you were there, and quickly beef up as an expert on what went down yesterday in Cupertino.

Video by Woody Jang