The Pizza Sleeping Bag Lets You Live Vicariously Through Your Favorite Food

The Tauntaun sleeping bag has been the pinnacle of sleeping bag design and I thought it would stay that way forever. Oh, how I was wrong. Know what trumps Tauntauns? No, not dead horses. Pizza trumps Tauntauns. Always.

Some weird/brilliant/food obsessed (pick one) art school student made this thing for a thesis project and is currently selling the sleeping bag on Etsy. It's five-feet-long and has veggies and it can be yours for $300. It's the perfect way to creep out that person you just started dating. Just don't do acid and try to eat it. [Etsy]