We promised you the chance to shoot us in the face and on the coldest, rainiest, grossest night in weeks, you guys lined up down the block for the opportunity. What the hell guys? You shot me in the eye.
Dear Readers: You might have permanently traumatized one of our writers. Andrew Tarantola got caught up at JFK when his flight from San Francisco arrived late, and when he finally arrived at Gizmodo Gallery last night he was greeted by a vindictive reader unloading a clip full of green plastic blaster disks in his face. Tarantola ended up having to climb into the Santa Claw for shelter. Oh readers, your attacks were so merciless, your aim was so true. You've now proved that it's possible to troll IRL.