Creepy Marzipan Pigs Do Not Make Good Gifts

What do you get two girls, ages five and seven, for the holidays? Well, if your name is Jonas Laberg, you cobble 22 pounds of marzipan into this piggish monstrosity—47,000 calories of nightmare fuel. It's at least better than a dead possum cake I guess. [Jonas Laberg via Neat-O-Rama]