Stairway to Heaven by Led Zeppelin is one of the greatest songs ever recorded. Don't try to argue it, you can't. It's so good, you can play it at your wedding and your funeral. But it's not quite as good as when Apple's robosistant tries to take the lead.
Apple-spoofing site Scoopertino produced the video as part of its report on Tim Cook's not-real plan to rerecord the entirety of the iTunes catalog with Siri singing. Now that is a terrifying thought.