This man—let's call him The Dude—got arrested because, according to the police, he was really drunk. But The Dude claimed that he wasn't drunk. That's like, your opinion, man—then proceeded to sing Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody to prove his point.

Witness "the brotherhood of men in planet Earth." It's hilarious and painful and hilarious. And also kind of sad, but mostly hilarious.

Watch it till the very end, when he asks: "Do you have to cuff me?" Listen to the dialog. It's genius. [Thanks Jonathan Lam]