Finally, a Pen With Looks That Can KillS

Words are powerful, but they're not as mighty as brute force. That makes this pen especially strong, doubling as a writing tool and a lethal weapon.

With an actual bolt that locks the tip securely into place, the $50 Bolt Action Tactical Pen is not your typical Bic. Constructed from milled aluminum, its clip is one with the rest of the pen body, meaning you're not going to accidentally snap it off. And this heavy duty pen is not joking around, either; when you're not using it to jot down notes, this bolt works as a grip, so you can stab or beat anyone that crosses you.

Thieves take note: do not try to steal this pen. [ThinkGeek via Cool Material]