Show Me the I Link I Clicked On, Not an Ad For Your Stupid App

Hey websites, here's a newsflash: Navigating the web on your phone isn't as easy as on your computer. Don't remind me by suggesting that I download your stupid app when I click on a link to your list of GIFs. As if I'm going to drop everything right then and download your app. And then, when I decline, you send me to YOUR HOMEPAGE? What, I'm supposed to go find the story on your site while I'm stuffing pizza into my face? Obviously, you do not understand how people use phones or the Internet, so here's a little advice on all that jazz: Stop it. [Twitter]