If you like guns, not being shot, and sitting, there's a new product on the market that is right up your extremely narrow alley. Meet Couchbunker: the ~$7,000 bulletproof sofa that's also a toy box for your guns.
From the makers of Bedbunker, Couchbunker is just begging to be your 40-rifle, living room gun safe (40 rifles not included). And if you're a firm believer that the best defense is a good offense, you'll be glad to know that the questionably-comfortable bulletproof cushions are optional. But they do have handy arm straps and can stop bullets all the way up to a .44 Magnum, point blank.
The Couchbunker comes in a few different styles and sizes, none of which are particularly pretty, but all of which are at least reasonably unassuming. You can check them out (and order them!) at the Couchbunker's website.
It's one thing to be appropriately paranoid, but this ventures into a whole different realm. Still, it beats just watching TV while sitting on a naked stack of guns, right? Can't argue with comfort. [Couchbunker via WFAA via Fark]