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I'm sorry, maybe it's just a personal thing, but Microsoft, could you please stop making inspiring landscapes your trademark? We get it. You have a photographer friend who gets to go to some cool places.
Design something! For crying out loud. I mean, that guy who did your Windows 7 wallpapers did a great job (and trippy, I might add). Your Win7 loading screens and logos look good. It's not like you can't do this. Now. How's about you wrap all of that up in a nice, all-inclusive package? Maybe wrap all of your Windows-related products together? Why, exactly, is Bing blue and orange when Windows is red, green, blue, and yellow? I'd almost accept "they're two separate brands" as an answer, except they still have one major design element in common: generic landscape shots!
If you phone in WinMo 7*, if you make the default backgrounds just some crappy landscapes, we're gonna have some issues (as an aside, same goes for you Android).
*Disclaimer: That pun was completely unintentional. Upon discovery, I am choosing to leave it.
i personally like going to google.com/bing.com from safari better. I really cant find reason to add a useless app it to access something i can access on the safari app easily...
@samhudson333: dont get what the voice search is good for (except handicapped people)... can you imagine your self at the library binging and saying: "best porn website" and having to repeat it 10 times b/c the computer didnt understand?
The obvious analogy here would be to compare this to critical mass. However, I think this idea has much more merit. If cellular networks are built only to handle the average amount of data, what happens during an event that generates above average usage? The system fails. Such an event could be an earthquake, a terrorist attack, or some other catastrophe where being in contact is very, very important. AT&T needs to build out their network to handle usage peaks precisely BECAUSE 80 million customers depend on it. If it can't handle normal traffic, good luck to you when something bad happens.
"We know that the vast majority of customers will see this action for what it is: an irresponsible and pointless scheme to draw attention to a blog."
I know that the vast majority of customers will see this action for what it is: a responsible and point proving scheme to draw attention to AT&Ts shitty service and high prices.
If every iPhone user were in on this, then yes AT&T should be scared. But the amount of techies that actually have heard about this ploy make up such a tiny percentage of the iPhone users, I couldn't imagine we would even put the tiniest strain on the network.
Only a tiny percentage of users have heard about this and an ever smaller percentage will participate. And I don't think this statement is a "please don't do this because were scared of you crashing our network" but more of a "you're a fucking idiot for even trying".
"We know that the vast majority of customers will see this action [as] an irresponsible and pointless scheme..."
AT&T...how could you have had a run-in with 4chan earlier this year and still manage to miss it: irresponsible and pointless schemes are what the internet is all about! Come on, AT&T, don't you remember? Or should 4chan try to get another nazi symbol up to the top of Google Trends? Perhaps Stephen Colbert should call for his followers to insert him into a bible wiki again? Or someone should get on one of Oprah's message boards and warn her of the over 9000 penises ready to rape all of her viewers children. I bet she'd report that on television with a dead-serious face immediately!
Ooh! You know what would be good? We could invent an annoying redirection prank and consequently give Rick Astley his career back, eventually leading to a gig in the Macy's Day Parade! Oh, what's that? Already been done?
@mattycakes: whatt mattycakes has a gizmodo account??? But yes there was a utorrent app made but wait for it... the app store denied it. Im sure its on cydia. There are other command line based clients too.
I'll be interested to see if this thing actually takes off. Collective action is a lot harder to organize than most people realize. If it does work, hopefully it cause AT&T to listen to its customers for once, but I highly doubt that a single act of collective action will cause them to act.
That said, if it does succeed and AT&Ts service does come to a crawl or crap out all together, could the guy behind fakesteve be charged with organizing a DDOS attack?
@sonicsurge: Well /b/ works because they have a strong user base with a strong sense of community. When individuals are on the fringes and have strong solidarity, it becomes much easier for them to act collectively. Add to that the anonymous nature of /b/ and it becomes far easier for them to act collectively as the cost of action is dramatically lowered. When you have a large network of disconnected individuals who do not necessarily feel that sense of solidarity and who fail to see the effect of what they are doing or any potential ramifications, they are far less likely to act.
@Nathan Obbards: If everyone turns thier lights on at 9pm and the power company fizzles out, is that a DDOS?
If we all go out on wing night and order wings, and the place runs out. Is that a DDOS? If we all flush the toilet at midnight, and we change the direction of the earths rotation, Is that....
@The n00b: "A denial-of-service attack (DoS attack) or distributed denial-of-service attack (DDoS attack) is an attempt to make a computer resource unavailable to its intended users. Although the means to carry out, motives for, and targets of a DoS attack may vary, it generally consists of the concerted efforts of a person or people to prevent an Internet site or service from functioning efficiently or at all, temporarily or indefinitely."
The difference between your examples and the one by fakesteve is that his is a deliberate, organized attack. As such, it could fall under the definition of a DOS or DDOS attack. If everyone organized to deliberately overload the electrical grid by turning on everything in their house that was electrical at the same time, I could see a charge being levied against the organizers. Their is a distinct difference between intentionally denying a service and doing so accidentally or because of insufficient infrastructure.
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Design something! For crying out loud. I mean, that guy who did your Windows 7 wallpapers did a great job (and trippy, I might add). Your Win7 loading screens and logos look good. It's not like you can't do this. Now. How's about you wrap all of that up in a nice, all-inclusive package? Maybe wrap all of your Windows-related products together? Why, exactly, is Bing blue and orange when Windows is red, green, blue, and yellow? I'd almost accept "they're two separate brands" as an answer, except they still have one major design element in common: generic landscape shots!
If you phone in WinMo 7*, if you make the default backgrounds just some crappy landscapes, we're gonna have some issues (as an aside, same goes for you Android).
*Disclaimer: That pun was completely unintentional. Upon discovery, I am choosing to leave it.
12/15/09
On second though... 98% of my apps are useless.
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I know that the vast majority of customers will see this action for what it is: a responsible and point proving scheme to draw attention to AT&Ts shitty service and high prices.
12/15/09
The population of the world that doesn't read Fake Steve's blog (or Gizmodo) will simply be having a worse-than-usual day with their cell phones.
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If the network has a hiccup, AT&T will blame Operation Chokehold
If nothing out of the ordinary happens, AT&T will declare victory and proclaim that its network could withstand the DDoS.
Either way, Operation Chokehold is a cute joke and a dumb idea.
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Only a tiny percentage of users have heard about this and an ever smaller percentage will participate. And I don't think this statement is a "please don't do this because were scared of you crashing our network" but more of a "you're a fucking idiot for even trying".
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AT&T...how could you have had a run-in with 4chan earlier this year and still manage to miss it: irresponsible and pointless schemes are what the internet is all about! Come on, AT&T, don't you remember? Or should 4chan try to get another nazi symbol up to the top of Google Trends? Perhaps Stephen Colbert should call for his followers to insert him into a bible wiki again? Or someone should get on one of Oprah's message boards and warn her of the over 9000 penises ready to rape all of her viewers children. I bet she'd report that on television with a dead-serious face immediately!
Ooh! You know what would be good? We could invent an annoying redirection prank and consequently give Rick Astley his career back, eventually leading to a gig in the Macy's Day Parade! Oh, what's that? Already been done?
Yeah. Yeah, that's what I thought.
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Step 2: Download lots and lots of porn.
They have a utorrent app for their iphones, don't they? I'm not really too sure.
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That said, if it does succeed and AT&Ts service does come to a crawl or crap out all together, could the guy behind fakesteve be charged with organizing a DDOS attack?
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Eh? I mean, their efforts are rare, but when they work together, they really work together.
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If we all go out on wing night and order wings, and the place runs out. Is that a DDOS? If we all flush the toilet at midnight, and we change the direction of the earths rotation, Is that....
12/15/09
From Wikipedia. There's also a government definition here: [www.us-cert.gov] [www.secretservice.gov] [sanfrancisco.fbi.gov]
The difference between your examples and the one by fakesteve is that his is a deliberate, organized attack. As such, it could fall under the definition of a DOS or DDOS attack. If everyone organized to deliberately overload the electrical grid by turning on everything in their house that was electrical at the same time, I could see a charge being levied against the organizers. Their is a distinct difference between intentionally denying a service and doing so accidentally or because of insufficient infrastructure.
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Microsoft: Caught with our pants down