Each morning when I am jarred out of a sound sleep I struggle with the choice of just hitting the snooze button or slamming my enraged fist against my alarm.
If I had one of these however I'd be the one pounding the headboard instead of my girlfriend..
Not quite good enough for me yet. I need a 400lb coffee making gorilla with a football helmet on to pick me up out of bed and throw me out the door in the morning in order to get to work on time.
Do you mean hammock on a beach? Because otherwise I'd take it to mean you wanna be sand-buried with just your head sticking out (also quite relaxing though) /grammarnazi
@Software_Goddess: Lack of trust. That's why we're calling in Detective Loftus from the bunko squad. He'll spring into action and put this case to bed. Let's just hope he doesn't have to sleep on it before the solution comes to him. #furniture
@Fractal the Meek: Perhaps, but I'd hire him! I could almost hear the jazzy sax in the background, and I swear I started reading in black and white. #furniture
Good luck getting in the subway in NYC wearing this thing if you're not white, blonde, and a model. NSA will be up your exit tunnel rather quickly. #verticalbed
@sabretoooth: I guess you get molested either way then. The difference is one way you're getting molested illegally and the other your molestation is authorized by the government. I'm not sure which one is worse. #verticalbed
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If I had one of these however I'd be the one pounding the headboard instead of my girlfriend..
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Because my dream alarm clock, besides having magical abilities of finding out the best moment to ... will also gently do so with a nice back rub.
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Well, that and Pegasus.
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Do you mean hammock on a beach? Because otherwise I'd take it to mean you wanna be sand-buried with just your head sticking out (also quite relaxing though) /grammarnazi
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[gizmodo.com] #furniture
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youll wake up to a hobo molesting you #verticalbed
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After all, if you really need something like that YOU ARE ALREADY DEAD. #verticalbed
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