Good luck getting in the subway in NYC wearing this thing if you're not white, blonde, and a model. NSA will be up your exit tunnel rather quickly. #verticalbed
@sabretoooth: I guess you get molested either way then. The difference is one way you're getting molested illegally and the other your molestation is authorized by the government. I'm not sure which one is worse. #verticalbed
The only thing missing is a strap that holds your arm to your head so you look like you're talking on the phone. Otherwise you might get arrested for vagrancy. #verticalbed
I was laughing when I read this, but, I can see where making use of a long commute for time management could be handy. Good thing you will be asleep so you dont see all the other people making fun of you. #verticalbed
Jack, not a complaint, but if a site doesn't allow embedding, you can always check "the YouTube". Chances are someone else had the same problem and uploaded it there:
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youll wake up to a hobo molesting you #verticalbed
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After all, if you really need something like that YOU ARE ALREADY DEAD. #verticalbed
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*It's a Jersey thing... #verticalbed
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Elvis red, check
Fire hazard, check
Over the top, check
Never get laid?
CHECK
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