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    Image of otko otko
    10/28/09

    In reply to The Most Epic Treehouse Ever Constructed
    Those Amish do a fine job. Thanks Mordecai! #treehouse
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    Image of Curves Curves
    10/28/09

    @otko: I live near Amish country, and youre right, the Amish do an excellent job. Not to over use the word, but this treehouse is SO awesome! To good for kids. #treehouse
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    Image of TJ TJ
    10/28/09

    In reply to The Most Epic Treehouse Ever Constructed

    I see your measly $12,000 treehouse with half a basketball court and raise you this $7m treehouse with a 120-seat restaurant and gun turrets... #treehouse
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    Image of Dr. Evil Genius is eagerly anticipating the Year of the Black Rainbow Dr. Evil Genius is eagerly anticipating the Year of the Black Rainbow
    10/28/09

    In reply to The Most Epic Treehouse Ever Constructed

    Give me a treehouse like this and we can negotiate the terms of your surrender. #treehouse
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    Image of Eric Ragle Eric Ragle
    10/28/09

    In reply to The Most Epic Treehouse Ever Constructed
    This treehouse is about 5 minutes from me. The guy built it because he said God told him to. It's great to tour as long as you can deal with his endless preaching while you're there. #treehouse
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    Image of bonedog73 bonedog73
    10/28/09

    @Eric Ragle: So you've been in it? How's the stability? It looks very unsafe. #treehouse
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    Image of Eric Ragle Eric Ragle
    10/28/09

    @bonedog73: It's surprisingly stable actually. It's a noisey bitch, but once you get inside you really can't tell you're in a tree house unless you notice an errant limb. Once you get towards the center, then it gets very Tarzan-like but it's nice. #treehouse
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    Image of lostarchitect lostarchitect
    10/28/09

    In reply to The Most Epic Treehouse Ever Constructed
    Let's all remember the tower of Babel and be far, far away from this thing when God strikes it down. #treehouse
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    Image of JesusDeSaad JesusDeSaad
    10/28/09

    @lostarchitect: Um, God didn't strike down the tower of babel. Learn your bible. He simply removed the universal language, and therefore made all the workers unable to communicate with eachother, and they tore it down themselves in confusion. #treehouse
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    Image of lostarchitect lostarchitect
    10/28/09

    @JesusDeSaad: Thanks for being a self righteous jackass for no reason. You are well on your way to mastering the internets! Also, you're wrong. Genesis doesn't say anything specific about the destruction of the tower. Other (non Canonical) sources say God blew it over with a wind. I did my Master's thesis on religious architecture, so don't tell me to "learn my bible" when you don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
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    Image of designaked designaked
    10/28/09

    @lostarchitect: Ahhh, can't you just feel the love of God in these posts?...I know I fuckin' can. #treehouse
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    Image of valkilmerisawful valkilmerisawful
    10/28/09

    @lostarchitect: But you know Peter Pan shit his pants when he saw this, even if it's only *slightly* less terrible than what the Lost Boys could come up with. #treehouse
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    Image of alowishus wants to run a Saab Sonett III at LeMons alowishus wants to run a Saab Sonett III at LeMons
    10/28/09

    @lostarchitect: You did your master's thesis on religious architecture? I'd like to check that out, actually. Sounds like a very fun, interesting thesis project. Right on. #treehouse
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    valkilmerisawful promoted this comment alowishus wants to run a Saab Sonett III at LeMons was starred alowishus wants to run a Saab Sonett III at LeMons was unstarred
    Image of valkilmerisawful valkilmerisawful
    10/28/09

    @alowishus wants to run a Saab Sonett III at LeMons: And of course by "very fun, interesting", you mean you'd rather vomit on your own genitals. Got it... #treehouse
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    Image of alowishus wants to run a Saab Sonett III at LeMons alowishus wants to run a Saab Sonett III at LeMons
    10/28/09

    @valkilmerisawful: Ha! No, seriously. I think religious architecture is fascinating. #treehouse
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    Image of JesusDeSaad JesusDeSaad
    10/29/09

    @lostarchitect: Lol what the fuck? Where did all this aggression come from?
    I was taught this on Sunday school, and I'm neither catholic or protestant or whichever sub-dogma you're from, no offence intended, but greek orthodox. I thought it was a common lesson in all doctrines. Did you ever wonder if varying doctrines have different variations of the bible?
    Also I find this a alittle too specific to be random coincinence, and I smell bull on your behalf. Where did you study "Religious Architecture"? Which year? #treehouse
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    Image of JesusDeSaad JesusDeSaad
    10/29/09

    @designaked: He brings Love! Brake his legs! #treehouse
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    lostarchitect promoted this comment JesusDeSaad was starred JesusDeSaad was unstarred
    Image of lostarchitect lostarchitect
    10/29/09

    @JesusDeSaad: The aggression comes from you self righteously telling me to "learn my bible", that's where. Don't give it if you can't take it. But anyway, I probably took a little too much offense. Sorry about that.

    So: you call bull on my architecture degree? Master's degrees are not like undergrad in that you don't exactly "major" like an undergraduate degree. My thesis project defines my work at the school (SCI-Arc, 2005, since you asked), and it was a year long project on religious architectural space, the culmination of which was a proposal for a sacred site in Spain, and during which I researched religious spaces including Biblical (non-extant) ones, and places that currently exist (from many religions, so for instance, St. Peter's in Rome, the Kabaah, the Wailing Wall). So yeah, no bull.

    Additionally, I looked around the web for a bit and didn't find any reference to the story being different in the Greek Orthodox tradition, so I think your sunday school teachers may have been putting their own spin on it. If you can post a source showing that it is in fact different, I would be interested in seeing it.

    (also, to note, I do not come from a Christian sub-dogma. I consider myself a non-denominational mono-theist. something like a deist, I suppose.)
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    Edited by lostarchitect at 10/29/09 12:09 PM lostarchitect was starred lostarchitect was unstarred
    Image of JesusDeSaad JesusDeSaad
    10/29/09

    @lostarchitect: Okay man, whatever, just dont act so high and mighty in the future. I dont think many people will hire hot-headed architects. Though you gotta admit its WAY too random that someone who comments on a treehouse and wishes God strikes it down as if someone committed a sin or something, also happens to have an architect's degree and a religious architecture specific.
    Better to make like Lot and take things with a grain of salt more often. #treehouse
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    Image of lostarchitect lostarchitect
    10/29/09

    @JesusDeSaad: I don't see how that's random; it's rather specific, really. People comment on things that interest them. (you may also note that my screen name is Lostarchitect). #treehouse
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    Image of spiegel1 spiegel1
    10/28/09

    In reply to The Most Epic Treehouse Ever Constructed
    Looks like we found the setting for a new castlevania! #treehouse
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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    10/28/09

    In reply to The Most Epic Treehouse Ever Constructed
    Only in Tennessee could you get away with something like this. Try building one around here in the Tri-State area. First there's the permits. The expenses will rack up fast on a project like this so you'd be tempted to use day laborers and it wouldn't be long before reps from the woodworkers local come knocking at your door. Then you'd struggle with union vs. non-union labor. Refusing the union will most likely result in an increase of 'accidents' during construction, shipping delays and shortages of materials.

    Later, once it's finally completed the town assessor will be around to re-evaluate your property. After all, they have to get their cut too. The resulting tax increase will most likely bankrupt you. Then comes the inevitable seizure of your property and eviction by the state. Your home goes into foreclosure, gets purchased by a developer who has the entire lot bulldozed to make room for one and two bedroom condos. #treehouse
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    Image of jayhawk11 owns property now!!! jayhawk11 owns property now!!!
    10/28/09

    @Jrsy Devil's Bright Idea®: That, my good sir, was exemplary. #treehouse
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    10/28/09

    @Jrsy Devil's Bright Idea®: Don't underestimate the funding of the house of Greystoke. #treehouse
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    Image of Citizen Kang Citizen Kang
    10/28/09

    In reply to The Most Epic Treehouse Ever Constructed
    Splinters for everyone!!! #treehouse
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    Image of jah jah
    10/28/09

    In reply to The Most Epic Treehouse Ever Constructed
    Would make a fine headquarters for G.R.O.S.S. #treehouse
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    Image of Teh FuZz Teh FuZz
    10/28/09

    In reply to The Most Epic Treehouse Ever Constructed
    Wookie Village? #treehouse
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    Image of dingus dingus
    10/28/09

    @Teh FuZz: Surrender your geek card NOW. #treehouse
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    Image of Teh FuZz Teh FuZz
    10/29/09

    @dingus: Just sayin'. Heh. That's totally what it reminds me of. If you look closely, you can see Chewie in the window on the third floor. :P #treehouse
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    Image of FriarNurgle FriarNurgle
    10/28/09

    In reply to The Most Epic Treehouse Ever Constructed
    Somebody has been sleeping with the local building inspector and they must be really good at it. #treehouse
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    Image of anexanhume anexanhume
    10/28/09

    @FriarNurgle: Shit, if they can make that, I"m sure their bed is awesome! #treehouse
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    Image of valkilmerisawful valkilmerisawful
    10/28/09

    @FriarNurgle: Agreed. I wouldn't even know how to evaluate this with the Building Code... "Tree Houses" are not specifically addressed. #treehouse
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    Image of Odin Odin
    10/28/09

    In reply to The Most Epic Treehouse Ever Constructed
    Has the charm of nature integrated with housing going for it. Fails for not being a true treehouse by having parts of it touch the ground. #treehouse
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    Image of i_pooped_on_ i_pooped_on_
    10/28/09

    @Odin: Which I think it's safe to say that these minor descripancies are negated by the pure size and awesomeness of this beastly treehouse. #treehouse
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    Image of Odin Odin
    10/28/09

    @i_pooped_on_:
    Thing is I think it's reached the point of no longer being a house in a tree and become just a tree in a boring old house. Just takes a lot of the magic out of it. #treehouse
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    Image of OCEntertainment OCEntertainment
    10/28/09

    In reply to The Most Epic Treehouse Ever Constructed
    Little Billy stood, silently gazing over the kingdom he had worked so hard to beg his father to build for him. Grand it was, to be sure. But did it fulfill him? For all the trinkets and trappings of the world, Billy couldn't help but wonder if there was something more to life. And if there is, was it too late? Was he now too old and tired to pursue true love, fulfillment, and joy?

    Thoughts for another time, he told himself for the thousandth time. The girls are amassing their cootie-laden army. We must prepare. And with that remembrance, he garnered just enough strength to soldier on for another day, doing what had to be done.

    "Timmy!" he called in his most commanding voice. "Get the water balloons." #treehouse
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    Image of Topsy_Elephante Topsy_Elephante
    10/28/09

    @OCEntertainment: And then they came, lead by the girl who developed early. She’s so tall, thought Timmy. She looked as though she could crush the barricades like he would kick apart his enemies’ LEGO creations. They swarmed up the walls like ivy. Timmy raged that his father demanded that part of the empire touch the ground, IT’S LETTING THEM IN, he screamed in his head. No matter, he would marshal the troops, and he would beat back the pink horde. His father would be proud that Timmy had defended the empire that he so lovingly built for him. And when all was said and done, when the water bill came in, Timmy would sit and feel fulfilled on the highest rampart. #treehouse
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    Image of jayhawk11 owns property now!!! jayhawk11 owns property now!!!
    10/28/09

    In reply to The Most Epic Treehouse Ever Constructed
    In related news, housing inspectors across the country fainted simultaneously. #treehouse
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    Image of Alfisted Alfisted
    10/28/09

    In reply to The Most Epic Treehouse Ever Constructed
    Apparently the HeMan Woman Haters Club fundraisers have been very successful. #treehouse
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