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”Company Dares Giz to Try Beamz Laser System Risking Editor's Life, Soul
Today I was extremely harsh with the Beamz Laser Music system. So acid, it seems, that the public relations company that represents the product contacted me about it:
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Beamz Infomercial Is Most Stupid Promo Video in History
We saw the Beamz Laser Music System in pictures last week, but little we knew then how totally demented, how amazingly asstupid and musically retarded this "synthesizer music system" could be in real life. Watch the video after the jump and marvel at the bozonic "one man rock band," the loungetard "quiet reverie," or the male-bonding "jam session." Update: the company has contacted me with some clarifications on this article and a test drive offer
MoanMyIP.com Lowers My Faith in Humanity One More Notch
Well, this is depressing. A new website that's sure to really change the media landscape has appeared; it's called MoanMyIP.com. Any guesses as to what it does? Yes, that's right, it has a "sexy" girl moan your IP address to you. Look guys, I know that a lot of you are really sex starved and the only thing you ever have physical contact with is your computer, but to pop a tent over a website that reads your goddamned IP address to you in a porny moan is just too much. I need a shower. [Moan My IP via The Raw Feed]



















