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Photoshop Disasters Hurt My Eyes Beyond Repair

I'm not a Photoshop wizard. I know I do plenty of photobotching myself—guilty as charged, your honor—but unlike these brilliant Photoshop Disasters, I've got to do mine in a few minutes in order to publish news on time, and they don't get published in ads, packages or magazines. My favorite from the gallery: the frontal shot of a model wearing a pearl G-string (which even while it shows no genitals whatsoever and is from Amazon.com, could be considered NSFW by many). Update: How could I forgot the worst Microsoft ad ever? Added. More »

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Company Dares Giz to Try Beamz Laser System Risking Editor's Life, Soul

Today I was extremely harsh with the Beamz Laser Music system. So acid, it seems, that the public relations company that represents the product contacted me about it: More »

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Beamz Infomercial Is Most Stupid Promo Video in History

We saw the Beamz Laser Music System in pictures last week, but little we knew then how totally demented, how amazingly asstupid and musically retarded this "synthesizer music system" could be in real life. Watch the video after the jump and marvel at the bozonic "one man rock band," the loungetard "quiet reverie," or the male-bonding "jam session." Update: the company has contacted me with some clarifications on this article and a test drive offer

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MoanMyIP.com Lowers My Faith in Humanity One More Notch

Well, this is depressing. A new website that's sure to really change the media landscape has appeared; it's called MoanMyIP.com. Any guesses as to what it does? Yes, that's right, it has a "sexy" girl moan your IP address to you. Look guys, I know that a lot of you are really sex starved and the only thing you ever have physical contact with is your computer, but to pop a tent over a website that reads your goddamned IP address to you in a porny moan is just too much. I need a shower. [Moan My IP via The Raw Feed]

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Squirrel Catapult is Awful, Yet We Can't Look Away

We've shown you some kind-of-mean anti-squirrel apparatuses in the past, but this one takes it to the next level. Animal rights people, don't bitch at us, we didn't do it, we just laughed at it. A lot. More »