"Researchers aren't entirely sure just how the whole process works, but they have observed the resulting damage of nanoparticles signaling a hit on DNA."
Winner of the Scary Sentence of the Week competition. Science itself cannot comprehend the danger posed by nanoparticles shredding you to pieces while you sleep!
@Shamoononon: I shave my legs.: Tell me about it. If I got paid for spending time on Gizmodo I'd be drinking margaritas on the beach now. #dnadamagingnanoparticles
OT: Rosa, we appreciate you writing all the articles for us, but please, get some sleep. You've been posting non-stop since last night. #dnadamagingnanoparticles
@madog: You should read some of Ray Kurzweil's stuff, according to him, and the mass amounts of evidence he's compiled in technology growth, we'll have this type of stuff in the next 40 years. The catch is you just have to stay alive long enough to enjoy it. He seems to think that after scientists finally perfect nanomachines(which isn't too far off) technology will advance like crazy.
But does it also give one a rugged American tough-guy accent, and the ability to do a fancy song and dance number with Beyonce while remaining endearingly masculine?
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I'd consider the last option, because like Showgirls, it's a movie you need to watch over and over, and lend to friends because it's so.....There are no words.
Also, a little known fact. The Timmy/Jimmy fight from South Park was taken scene for scene from They Live.
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Winner of the Scary Sentence of the Week competition. Science itself cannot comprehend the danger posed by nanoparticles shredding you to pieces while you sleep!
(Leave this space open for obligatory hitting-on-Rosa remarks, followed by #RosaRocks.) #dnadamagingnanoparticles
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Also watch out for horse heads in your bed.
PS. You've been on quite a roll today with all these posts. Good work.
#RosaRocks #dnadamagingnanoparticles
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And thank you for the flattery. #dnadamagingnanoparticles
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@Jrsy Devil's Advocate®: "Also watch out for horse heads in your bed."
Nanohorse! Now that's not so scary...
#RosaRocks
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#Rosarocks
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*Cake may or may not be a lie. Please offer 6-8 years for shipping and nomming. #dnadamagingnanoparticles
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(I actually will send you the ice cream if you move :P)
If you move NOW with this SPECIAL Gizmodo commenter's discount, we'll throw in a good night's sleep, absolutely free ;P #dnadamagingnanoparticles
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(Plus, I have ice cream.) #dnadamagingnanoparticles
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Ice cream + Cake + Good Night's Sleep + Not having to live in Florida, for God's sake! + Living in New York + Yet more ice cream (!)
You can NOT deny that offer. C'mon, admit it. ;P
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*victory dance straight out of "Where The Hell is Matt"* #dnadamagingnanoparticles
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OMG its the nanites! They're eating us from the inside :S #dnadamagingnanoparticles
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Fuck my grandkids! They'll probably be ingrateful little shits about this.
We need this now. I need this now. So I could.... not... get... tired standing up at my boring job all day. YEAH!
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So when is the first super newborn due? In 2 years? Let me guess, December right?
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If not, I'm out.
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All you need to see now is, "Death Bed: The Bed that Eats People!"
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or
[www.amazon.com]
I'd consider the last option, because like Showgirls, it's a movie you need to watch over and over, and lend to friends because it's so.....There are no words.
Also, a little known fact. The Timmy/Jimmy fight from South Park was taken scene for scene from They Live.
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Although I'd much rather have the power of Magneto.
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Think about it... Would you want nano particles in your lungs?
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